I was enjoying a nice bowl of chocolate lucky charms cereal late one evening, when I realized some disturbing coincidences between Christianity and Lucky Charms. I had an interesting conversation with ~painisenjoyment
about this. He, of course, thought I was insane, but I believe that there is something fishy about all of this. And so I give you, the Lucky Charms Conspiracy Theory.
"So they're marketing Irish homosexual Christians.. they might as well put richard simmons with a green pimp hat on the box.."
**I don't mean to offend anyone with this. If you are offended after reading it, then may I suggest you remove your head from your tush and go cry about it somewhere else. Thanks!**